so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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