Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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