If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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