You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
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