I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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