He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
there is glitter all over my balls
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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