Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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