I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Swine flu. Run for my life!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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