stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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