you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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