Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You pole danced in your parka.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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