I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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