She said her name was "party"
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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