Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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