Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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