he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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