It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She told me I should be a condom model.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Randomize
