the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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