so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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