I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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