With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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