just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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