plz talk dirty to me
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
