She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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