Your mouth is God's brothel.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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