when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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