I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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