i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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