Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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