Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
