nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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