At least make sure they are 18
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Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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