So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize