So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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