jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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