We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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