Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
and you said cock pushups were impossible
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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