I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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