don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
