what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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