we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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