i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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