we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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