"it" just moved
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize