You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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