Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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