so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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