so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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