You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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