yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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