So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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