mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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