She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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