Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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