you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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