There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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