The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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