hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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